Lab Results are in...

Our Labs have finally analyzed the alligator leather and have discovered that only a portion (3%) of the leather is in fact aunthetic alligator leather. Below is the makeup of the alligator leather that we discovered in Vernon, Kansas, a while back.

3% - Alligator Skin

47% - Rubber

13% - Silicon

9% - Gum Extract

34% - Corn Meal

3% - Human Flesh

There are only three possibilities to this makeup...

1. The Factory that is making this leather is manufacturing human skin for its ultra sleek shine
2. The Laboratory made a mistake (however this is highly unlikely, so there is no reason to even put this here. 
3. The Factory that is producing this leather is unknowingly using leather from human-alligator hybrids that were created as a result of nuclear testing in Orlando in the 1950's pre-Disney world age, who have migrated to live with their reptilian brethren in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. 

ALLIGATOR LEATHER

Alligator - Human Leather Hybrid?

A Close up of the leather, for all of you wondering and curious as to this strange leather we were talking about. 

Authentic Alligator Leather 

If you look close at the two pictures you will notice a tremendous different in the two images. 

Strange Alligator Leather procures Stranger Questions.

I believe that this is the year. The year we will finally discover the real mystery behind Alan Gator, the half human - half alligator hybrid. I only learned about Alan Gator recently. When I was in Vernon, Kansas searching for the three eyed pig that never was a few months ago, I came across a very strange piece of alligator leather in the mother's closet. Unique is understatement. I couldn't figure out what type alligator leather this was, so naturally we sent this to our laboratories and had them analyze the contraband alligator leather.