Strange Alligator Leather procures Stranger Questions.

I believe that this is the year. The year we will finally discover the real mystery behind Alan Gator, the half human - half alligator hybrid. I only learned about Alan Gator recently. When I was in Vernon, Kansas searching for the three eyed pig that never was a few months ago, I came across a very strange piece of alligator leather in the mother's closet. Unique is understatement. I couldn't figure out what type alligator leather this was, so naturally we sent this to our laboratories and had them analyze the contraband alligator leather.