Time to offers some great news, our company was just given a large sum of money to fund one very special someone who is going to head over to Florida and help find the half-man, half-alligator hybrid we've been searching for for months before the government gets its hand on it and uses it for nasty experiments.
If anyone is interested, please send us your resume, cv, a five-page essay detailing us why you're perfect for the job, three letters of recommendation and 500 dollars in a post dated check.
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