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Operation Marion Alabama Ghost Capture is a go. 

Alrighty, here is what we know. About two weeks ago we began receiving letters from a young girl by the name of Betty Jean Greyson.  She is in desperate need of our assistance. Her father Bobby Ray, a recently laid off Wal-Mart Truck driver has fled the house nowhere to be seen, and now young Betty Jean is living in the house alone with her trigger happy brother Bobby Ray Jr. (his nickname is Boey), and her canonic mother LaTuna. Things keep getting worse as lately her house has been experiencing some weird noises and sounds. We just received the audio sample and our convinced that the house is in fact haunted. It won't be confirmed until we actually get there, but I think this girl needs our help.

Unfortunately the work we are doing is being done pro-bono, because the Greyson's don't have enough money for food, let alone our pricey services. Please join our expedition. Below our of list of volunteers we will need in our expedition:

Getaway Driver: One, but two just in case one them gets scared to death by a exterior ghost. Must have valid driver's license. Experience in high speed chases is a plus.

Ghost Bait: We need at least five people willing to subjugate themselves to the ghosts internal desires in hope that we may have a better chance of catching them.

Chef: Our trips often get long and we get hungry, someone with food experience is a plus.

Stigg Holder: We need someone to hold the stig while we go around capturing our ghost.

Night-Watch Men: sometimes the cops come and get suspicious  we need someone to dispose of them, in the event that they arrive at the scene of the crime.