Translated for Normal People

Sorry, after a series of backlash and e-mails we forgot that the common person doesn't understand the complex meaning and numbers behind our charts. As requested we are going to provide you with simple bullet points to understanding the mad cow disease and our plans to eradicate Mr. Donnie's farm of all the cows.

• The cows are being fed blue grass which effects the mind
• The mind defragments the brain of the cows which creates a desease
• This disease when translated into either meat or milk effects the human brain making them slow and zombie-like 
• this is why Kansas is full of such slow people

Here's is our simple plan to kill all the cows: we give John and Kate a bunch of weapons and at night when Mrs. Donnie is sleeping we have them kill them in any way they can. We don't have time to think of a simpler plan... unfortunately.