The Case of the Three Eyed Missing Pig.
So a couple whiles back we were walking along some abandoned highway in Kansas, looking for nuclear mutated mole rats and we stumbled across this flyer.
Now we are asking our fellow readers, if anyone sees this Pig, CONTACT US IMMEDIATLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If this Pig is caught in the wrong hands, bad things will happen.
**The Government has suppressing supernatural existence ever since George Washington became a Ghost in 1799**
Don't let them continue these monstrous actions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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