VICTORY!

I do believe a congratulations is in order. 

Today after almost two weeks of work at the Greyson Family Household we finally solved the case of the ghost of Mrs. Darekks.

Well actually there was no ghost, and this picture of our Sigg water bottle normally used to entrap ghosts is for more commemorative purposes. But we did solve the mystery.

And also we were right Sheriff Clayborn was behind this the whole time. Apparently he didn't want us in the house because lovely Betty Jean, just called us to get back at her mother who told her daughter that ghost don't exist and the only reason that she thinks she's hearing things is because she suffers from a disease called schizophrenia.

Well let me tell you something Sheriff Clayborn, abouts what's real and what's not. Schizophrenia is not real, Ghost are, so don't going  make up stories just to protect the well being of your small town of Marion, Alabama.

Greyson Family Ghost Extraction Continued

This mission has been taking a lot longer than we excepted. But we're beginning to think Sheriff Clayborn and the United States Marshal have something to do with the ghost.

Most probably, they are warlocks, being warlocks means they probably are evil, and decided to resurrect the ghost of Mrs. Darracks in attempt to torment poor Betty Jean. Real Bastards.

CLAYBORN

Horace Stepp PI and Company officially has an arch-nemesis, Sheriff Clayborn, today we were ready to enter the house when all of sudden big old Clayborn and some United States government official blockade the Greyson house.

They than have the nerve to proceed to tell us that in order for us to "legally" search the house we need some sort of warrant because we weren't given parental consent.

This is going to be tricky....

Finally, it seems as though progress has been made in the Greyson Household Ghost Mystery.

Yesterday, we finally got access into the house. Turdface Clayborn was nowhere in sight. There have been spooky and unexplainable noises coming from the cellar. This is where we assume the ghost is.

We decided to use today as a preparation day. (Midwestern Ghosts are quite difficult to capture for some reason), in hope that tomorrow we will be able to capture the Ghost.

Sure, we're not legally allowed to publish images our clients or inside their residence, but this doesn't mean we can't post an image of the evil turd face Sheriff Dean Clayborn. 

A Long Day at the Greyson Household

Today was certainly a long day at the 117 Mayfair Street. We found ourselves doing an routine sweep of the household making sure there were no paranormal issues with the household (in addition to the ghostly presence).* About midway through our day we got a visit from the Sheriff. Dean Clayborn. Grumpy son of a bitch who told us "this is my jurisdiction and I want none of ya'll east coast weirdos flocking up our town."  Anyway, our  redneck friend is on our naughty list and we're not going to let him jerk us around so easily.

*It's not uncommon for paranormal creatures to cling together, very often where one paranormal creature is found (where you may find a ghost you may also find a wizard or some other paranormal being).

Greyson House! 
Unfortunately, due to a series of litigation involving a case a few years ago we are not legally permitted to show any pictures of the family or inside the hose, but that doesn't mean we can't update you on the day to day occurrences that are occurring during our expedition. 

  

After 22 hours of driving we finally got here! @ Marion, Alabama. 

THE OPEN ROAD! 
2 Miles out of Birmingham Alabama, 85 miles from Marion. 

Little Betty Jean, we're coming for you!

Just some of the many supplies we've been preparing for our Ghost Hunting Trip. 
After all, how can one catch a ghost without five hour energy flashlights, and a SIGG BOTTLE Ghost holder. 

Operation Marion Alabama Ghost Capture is a go. 

Alrighty, here is what we know. About two weeks ago we began receiving letters from a young girl by the name of Betty Jean Greyson.  She is in desperate need of our assistance. Her father Bobby Ray, a recently laid off Wal-Mart Truck driver has fled the house nowhere to be seen, and now young Betty Jean is living in the house alone with her trigger happy brother Bobby Ray Jr. (his nickname is Boey), and her canonic mother LaTuna. Things keep getting worse as lately her house has been experiencing some weird noises and sounds. We just received the audio sample and our convinced that the house is in fact haunted. It won't be confirmed until we actually get there, but I think this girl needs our help.

Unfortunately the work we are doing is being done pro-bono, because the Greyson's don't have enough money for food, let alone our pricey services. Please join our expedition. Below our of list of volunteers we will need in our expedition:

Getaway Driver: One, but two just in case one them gets scared to death by a exterior ghost. Must have valid driver's license. Experience in high speed chases is a plus.

Ghost Bait: We need at least five people willing to subjugate themselves to the ghosts internal desires in hope that we may have a better chance of catching them.

Chef: Our trips often get long and we get hungry, someone with food experience is a plus.

Stigg Holder: We need someone to hold the stig while we go around capturing our ghost.

Night-Watch Men: sometimes the cops come and get suspicious  we need someone to dispose of them, in the event that they arrive at the scene of the crime.

We don't normally provide our services pro-bono, but just a few days ago we got letters from a young girl by the name of Betty Jean Greyson. She's 7 years old and her father abandoned their house because it is haunted by the ghost of Mrs. Darreks (?), will keep you posted on more information as it comes.