Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Still Looking for Bouras...

So, apparently, Mr. Timmy never has a three eyed pig named Bouras in his possession, and Mrs. Donnie's cows never had any form of mad cow disease whatsoever.

Also there names were never Mr. Timmy and Mrs. Donnie either, Mr. Timmy was really Mr. Gregory Benton, the larger Bacon Farmer in the Midwest, and Mrs. Donnie was Anna Marrie the largest angus beef producer in the Mideast, and Benton just wanted her business so he hired us to kill all the cows on her farm so he would be the largest producer of both.

Mr. Benton was quite grateful though, he provide us with a years worth of BentonHouse Bacon.
Mrs. Marrie on the other hand not so much, she called the Federal Marshalls on us, and our two interns our now being held in jail for Cow Genocide, also we, nor anyone in our company are not allowed to set foot in any of the following states, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, and Texas.

But, this does not mean the search for Bouras is over, e-mail us if you seen this pig. 

It's desperately looking for its owner :(

Sunday, April 1, 2012

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